Saturday, August 05, 2006

This rosary is shot

In the Department of Odd, I ran across this rosary for sale on eBay some months ago. The seller calls it an "Old Rare Handmade Shot Bead Penance Monks Bavaria Rosary St Michael the Slayer," and says that it's made from "lead shot hand smelted into round beads approximately 10-12mm in diameter."

Shot-1

I probably don't need to point out that eBay is very much a "caveat emptor" (i.e. buyer, beware!) kind of market, and descriptions of anything on eBay should always be taken with several grains of salt. In particular, something said to be "old" or "rare" generally just means that the seller has never seen anything like it and hopes it will be worth money :).

Without seeing this in person, I can't tell exactly how it's made or from what materials, but from the fairly good photos, it certainly does appear to be hand-made, and the round beads look like they could indeed be lead shot. I'm not sure it would have been necessary to melt and re-cast them: it seems to me that boring holes through them would have been easier.

Shot-2

The construction is a simple, common type, with each bead threaded onto a short piece of wire, which is bent into loops at each end. The marker beads (for the Our Fathers) have extra-long wires which are bent double at each end, so that the bead, which is the same size as all the others, is held in the center of the longer wire. This creates a space on either side of these beads. The medal of St. Michael (slaying the devil, a typical pose) looks like a commercial medal that has had new holes bored in it to use as a connector. The reverse of the medal is probably a Guardian Angel (angel shown watching over a child).

The cross is made from more of the round beads, threaded onto two longer pieces of wire, one for the vertical and the other for the crosspiece. The ends are bent over to secure them. As is common with this construction, it's a bit crooked, since the only thing holding the two wires at a right angle is the center bead, which looks as if it has been bored through both horizontally and vertically. It's hard to make a cross that looks good out of two wires and figure out how to join them securely at a right angle, and this has clearly been knocked around a little since it was made. Commercial crosses don't have this problem, since they're cast in one piece.

Shot-3

Finally, the seller says, "This rosary was worn made and worn by a monk and is a penance rosary made to guard against evil to remind him of God's message to take the correct way in his life. Its origin is Austria 1800+s."

That's the kind of story that always makes me skeptical. I don't know how it came into the seller's hands: if it was directly from the person who made it, all of the parts of the story could certainly be true. Otherwise it's nearly impossible to do more than guess when and where it was made, which could have been any century from the 15th to the 21st.

People tend to assume, however, that any large rosary must have been made for a monk or nun to wear on his or her belt -- and that certainly isn't always the case. Large rosaries can also be made as personal keepsakes, or as showpieces, designed to be hung on a wall or provide religious atmosphere to a room, as is often the case with the very large wooden rosaries I discussed a while back in Up Against the Wall. I also think that large rosaries suggest "extra" piety to a lot of people's minds, and so tend to be associated with priests or other "professionally" religious people.

As for the "penance" aspect, well, since it must weigh quite a bit, if someone did wear it around all the time, there might have been some penance involved. But I suspect that's the seller's way of trying to explain a rather awkward object. Catholic artifacts whose purpose isn't obvious seem to attract speculation that they must be "penitential."

I have to share a funny story about one of the rosaries from my own collection. One of the early pieces I made is a 15-decade rosary of rosewood beads, strung on black hemp. I wanted an example of a 15-decade rosary that might have been made by someone of humble origin, and it was also an excuse to display a little one-inch Franciscan "tau" cross (T-shaped) that someone brought me from Assisi years ago. There are also two very worn old medals attached, so worn that you can barely tell what they are, adding to the "old and poor" appearance -- though I shouldn't have cleaned them with metal polish, because you can now read the very un-medieval word "Chicago" on the back of one of them.

When I wear this with medieval clothing, it's usually looped and pinned over one shoulder and across my chest, and tucked into a belt at the other side, so it's rather obvious. Every so often, some would-be-witty good ol' boy with more muscle than brains spots it and says something like, "Gosh, what did YOU do, looks like you have to pray lots extra, hardy har har."

I have a dear friend who is a past mistress of the snappy comeback (I'm not) and she happened to be around for one of these occasions. Afterwards I asked her what I should have said. She told me I should just smile sweetly at the person and say, "Well, but of COURSE. I have to pray for YOU."

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Monday, April 04, 2005

The Rosary Comic Book

Another from the Department of What Will They Think Of Next :)

I have never personally felt the need for it, but there is now a rosary in comic-book form. Titled (unsurprisingly) The Rosary Comic Book, it's written and illutrated by Gene Yang and is on sale for $5.95 at quite a number of "Catholic shopping" websites. (Googling on the title turns up several.)



The blurb for the book says:

"The Rosary Comic Book tells the story of the lives of Jesus and his mother Mary. You can read it, as you would any regular comic book. Or you can pray with it, using the pictures instead of the beads of a traditional rosary. Whichever way you decide to use it, The Rosary Comic Book will bring you closer to Jesus and Mary!"

Paperback / 56 pages / Dimensions: 5 1/4" x 8 1/2" / ISBN: 081986479X

What WILL they think of next?

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Friday, February 25, 2005

Computer Age rosaries

Never let it be said that the rosary isn't a living and constantly changing devotion, because it is.

Not only are we seeing new 20-decade rosaries that include Pope John Paul II's new set of "mysteries" for meditation, but there are forms of rosaries of which our forebears could never have dreamed....

The credit-card rosary




This seems to be the modern version of the "pocket" or "soldier's" rosary -- small, sturdy, able to be carried in a pocket for personal use anytime. I haven't yet heard of one of these carried in a shirt pocket stopping a bullet (a story heard many times about pocket Bibles or prayer books) but I'm sure it will be reported sooner or later.

The rosary online


You can now pray the rosary online — or at least, you can pray with an animated diagram in front of you to remind you what to do next. I haven't yet seen one clever enough to recommend, though; so far they all seem to be fairly clunky.

Electronic rosary


However you can get yourself a portable electronic rosary. In case you were wondering (I was), no, neither of these models will read your mind and automatically move to the next prayer. Instead, you have to push a button when you've finished a prayer, and the battery-powered device will illuminate the proper "bead" for you to pray next.



The home page for the rectangular Vista is here and the round gadget can be found here. The round version even comes with a chain so you can wear it around your neck....

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Saturday, January 29, 2005

News of the (slightly less) weird

As readers of this blog know, I hang out on eBay now and then, to check out the rosaries and other religious goods for sale. Some surprisingly old and magnificent things show up there -- the "skulls" rosary in Death's-head devotions for instance -- but occasionally I just have to post some "News of the Weird" about some of the more peculiar rosaries that turn up. I consider this educational .

This time, these are rosaries on the strange side, but a bit closer to what we think of as "normal" -- I think.

Alphabet beads
alpha rosary

The person selling this one was using it as an example and offering to make a "custom" version for the buyer with whatever names they wanted -- presumably, names of family or loved ones or whoever one wants to be reminded of while praying. I've also seen one of these that spelled out "+-A-V-E-M-A-R-I-A-+" in each decade.

Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys rosary

It's true that medieval rosaries sometimes had pendants or charms attached that were quite secular, such as scent flasks or lovers' tokens. Still, it's rather startling to see this as the modern equivalent! The beads are in the team's colors as well. Several other "sports team" rosaries were for sale at the same time as this one, presumably by the same seller, who may or may not also be responsible for this one:

100% Italian
Italian rosary

In the colors of the Italian flag, with a central medallion that looks like one of the Popes (the inscription is too small to read) and a hanging charm that says "100% Italian." Irish and Polish versions were available too.

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

More News of the Weird

A few more of the truly odd modern rosaries I've seen for sale on eBay. This batch is rosaries made of various sorts of glass or plastic beads, but none of them the sort of thing you would expect a rosary-maker to use.

Ladybugs
Ladybug bracelet

A bracelet of ten beads, with a pendant cross, is a fairly common modern form of rosary. Some are obviously rosaries; others, like this one, are disguised. I've been tempted to make one of these for a co-worker who's an avid gardener :)

Black dice


I have no idea what prompted this. A wish for luck in gambling? A parody? Or just an instance of having fun with beads?

Sports beads
Sports beads

The seller of this one on eBay had one made entirely of baseballs, one of soccer balls, one of basketballs and one of footballs -- this one seems to be made of the leftovers. These were presented as appropriate for encouraging children, especially boys, to say the rosary. This also gives a whole new potential meaning to the term "Hail Mary pass!"

Cat rosary
Cat rosary

Fifty cat-face beads, separated by little "angels" as markers. The winged cat instead of a cross kind of puts this one over the top -- I don't expect it's meant seriously as a rosary to pray with, rather more like a piece of art. Still, there are a lot of people who buy "collectible" rosaries.

Perhaps "collectible rosaries" are allowed to become as trendy and impractical as other collectibles -- thimbles, for instance: many so-called "collectible thimbles" are delightful little pieces of miniature art, but no one would ever think of putting them on a finger or sewing with them.

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Sunday, November 14, 2004

News of the weird

As I've mentioned, I keep an eye on eBay when I have time, just out of curiosity about trends in modern rosaries. When something particularly interests or amuses me, I often save one or more of the photos from the item. (I've also found, BTW, that eBay sellers in general are more than willing to directly e-mail a better photo, if they have one, to someone who writes and asks.)

Once in a while someone will make a rosary out of some really strange stuff -- not normal "beads' at all. I haven't seen any historical records of people doing this in, say, the Middle Ages or the Renaissance -- largely I suspect because people generally didn't make their own rosaries but bought them from a craftsman. I can certainly imagine someone collecting something like small bezoar stones, pieces of bone, etc. and having a rosary made from them -- but I'm not aware of any examples of medieval or Renaissance rosaries made of anything really un-bead-like.

Here are a couple of the ones I've happened to see on eBay.

Shark vertebrae

Shark vertebrae

Somehow I doubt that there is any profound meaning intended by the choice of shark vertebrae as a material. Most likely someone merely found them on the beach, decided they looked intriguing or pretty, and proceeded to make a rosary from them. The impression I get is that the "beads" are rather large items (maybe an inch in diameter) and that this is probably supposed to be a "wall rosary" rather than something for practical use.

Seashells

Seashells

A couple of the major bead sellers (I noticed it at Fire Mountain) are now selling a wide variety of pierced and strung shells and shell bits of various types. Here's a rosary someone made from these materials. Again I suspect this is largely a "wouldn't this be interesting" piece than anything of Deep Meaning.

Plastic doves

Wedding rosary with plastic doves

This is a "wedding rosary" with two loops of five decades joined together. The Aves are ordinary beads, but the Our Father beads (gauds) are little plastic doves. It looks pretty, but I can't banish the image of sticking a big needle through each little dove as the rosary is being strung. EEEEuuuuuuwwww!

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